I want to touch junks with you.– My sexual pick up line of choice. (via valerievstheworld)
Christened the new bathroom at work. Flush.
I fucking love my mum.
You got the right person when they’re cutting your hair like its a hedge of bushes.
I’m getting a lot of stares. Uncomfortable. Immediate. Discomfort.
Snip snip, yo.
I just had the best conversation. Tomorrow is definitely a new day. Let’s go.
Nah it’s cool. Use this bathroom like it’s your house. Shit alllllllll day, yo. Must be nice. I’ll piss my pants.